When JESS CHONG turned TWENTY!

The number that I’ve been waiting for, TWENTY!

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My list of twenty things I’ve done before I turned 20.

I’ve been updating this list for months!!! So, I’m not copying that infamous Kenny Sia, mind you!

1. Meet this crazy woman when she’s back at Malaysia! She smuggles alcohol in for me! I love you, LYNN!
   
2. Attend a crazy pool party, get dunked, wet and horny!
   
3. Go stay one night at Kelong, Pulau Sibu.
   
4. Be famous! Once!
   
5. Be famous! TWICE!!
   
6. Celebrate his birthday and get him all creamy!
   
7. Go holiday at Phuket.
   
8. Become the mummy of this princess!
   
9. Get hair extensions!
   
10. A weekend with the Genting International Jazz Festival.
    
11. Go Mataking and show off bums!
    
12. Learn to enjoy Guinness Stout!
    

    

13. Weekend holiday with the two precious.
    
14. Walk walk walk for Shoes Shoes Shoes.
    

    

15. Enjoy life and alcohol with these two perempuans!
    
16. Working and dancing with the hottest girls alive!
    
17. Go try out Amuleto! Yes, I’m going to be their ambassador someday! *fingers crossed*
    
18. Attend dog parties/gatherings.
    
19. Be a pornstar on Halloween and seduce the Orang Utan.
    
20. Get a tattoo! RANDOM!!!